Pizza is not only delicious. It is also funny. Whether it’s dinner time or game night, pizza jokes can bring everyone together. From kids to parents, everyone loves a good laugh with a slice of cheesy humor. Below is a big list of 78+ pizza jokes​ that will let you and your family enjoy pizza in a whole new way. These jokes are great for parties, classrooms, and even lunchbox notes.

Let’s dig in and get cheesy!

Classic pizza jokes

These are the jokes everyone can enjoy. They are simple, safe, and timeless.

1. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
   A weir-dough.

2. Why did the pizza maker go broke?
   He just could not make enough dough.

3. What did the cheese say to the crust?
   I’m grate-ful for you.

4. Why did the mushroom always get invited to pizza night?
   Because he is a fungi.

5. What did the pizza say when asked to play music?
   I can’t. I have too many toppings.

6. Why was the pizza sad?
   Because it felt empty inside.

7. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
   Pie Hard.

8. Why don’t pizzas tell secrets?
   Because they might get sliced and spilled.

9. What did the pepperoni say to the mozzarella?
   You melt me.

10. Why did the pizza apply for a job?
    It needed the dough.

Funny pizza jokes for kids

Kids love pizza and they love laughing. These jokes are clean, easy, and giggle-worthy.

11. What is a pizza’s favorite song?
    Slice Slice Baby.

12. Why did the pizza cross the road?
    To get to the oven on the other side.

13. What do you call a sleeping pizza?
    A piZZZa.

14. How do pizzas greet each other?
    Slice to meet you.

15. What’s a pizza’s favorite sport?
    Crust country running.

16. Why did the pizza go to school?
    To get a little crust-ducation.

17. How do you fix a broken pizza?
    With tomato paste.

18. What kind of jokes do pizzas tell?
    Cheesy ones.

19. What is a pizza’s favorite school subject?
    Chemestry. That’s cheese plus mystery.

20. What happens when you eat too much pizza?
    You get a little crusty.

Cheesy pizza jokes

These pizza jokes are full of cheese. Not real cheese, just wordplay that is full of flavor.

21. I would tell you a pizza joke, but it’s too cheesy.

22. You have a pizza my heart.

23. Love at first slice.

24. I never sausage a great pizza.

25. I’m crust me, I’m a pizza expert.

26. I can’t top this.

27. I dough not know what I’d do without pizza.

28. That was a slice of heaven.

29. Pizza jokes are supreme.

30. Don’t go bacon my heart, just add it to my pizza.

Pizza jokes for the whole family

These are safe and fun for parents, grandparents, and kids to enjoy together.

31. Why did grandma love thin crust pizza?
    Because it reminded her of her youth.

32. What did dad say to the pizza?
    You’re the crust of the matter.

33. Why did the family fight over the last slice?
    Because no one wanted to give a pizza up.

34. What do you call a family who loves pizza?
    A crustworthy crew.

35. What do you say after a family pizza night?
    That’s amore.

36. Why did the pizza cutter get an award?
    It made a real slice in history.

37. What is a pizza’s favorite family activity?
    Board games with extra cheese.

38. What happens if the pizza burns in the oven?
    You have a slice of drama.

39. How did the pizza feel after being eaten by the whole family?
    A little empty but very loved.

40. What is the family’s motto on pizza night?
    In crust we trust.

Pizza jokes with toppings

These jokes bring the whole pizza together. Toppings included.

41. Why did the pepperoni blush?
    Because it saw the cheese melt.

42. What do you call a pizza with no toppings?
    Plain and simple.

43. Why did the olive stop talking?
    Because it felt pitted.

44. What do bell peppers do on pizza?
    Add a little pop.

45. What do pineapples say when they join a pizza?
    Let’s make things tropical.

46. Why do anchovies never get invited to pizza parties?
    Because they’re too salty.

47. What does sausage say to the cheese?
    Let’s meat again.

48. What topping tells the best jokes?
    The ham.

49. What do you call a pizza full of drama?
    A pepperoni soap opera.

50. Why did the mushroom sit on the pizza?
    It wanted to be on top of things.

Punny pizza jokes

Puns and pizzas go hand in hand. These jokes will leave you smiling.

51. I have deep crust issues.

52. Pizza is a slice of the good life.

53. I’ve got crust in my heart.

54. That pizza is baked to perfection.

55. You can’t make everyone happy. You are not pizza.

56. All you knead is love and pizza.

57. Crust me, I’m hilarious.

58. A pizza in time saves dine.

59. You want a piece of me?

60. Nothing is impastable with pizza.

Silly and random pizza jokes

These pizza jokes are unexpected and silly. They bring out surprise laughs.

61. Why did the pizza call 911?
    It was in a crusty situation.

62. What is a ghost’s favorite pizza?
    Boo-rella and tomato.

63. What do aliens eat on pizza?
    Space mushrooms.

64. What happens when pizzas race?
    They crust each other.

65. Why don’t pizzas like fast music?
    It makes them feel rushed.

66. What do you get when you cross a pizza with a dog?
    A pepper-ownie.

67. What did the pizza say to the box?
    You complete me.

68. Why did the pizza join the band?
    It had a lot of rolls.

69. What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday?
    Cheese-mas.

70. Why did the slice go to therapy?
    It felt like no one appreciated its layers.

Extra pizza jokes for extra laughs

Still hungry for more pizza jokes? Here are some extras for good measure.

71. My pizza broke up with me. Said I was too clingy.

72. I asked my pizza how it was doing. It said, “I’m feeling saucy.”

73. I once dated a pizza. It was a little crusty.

74. I don’t trust pizzas. They seem a little shady with all those toppings.

75. The pizza failed math. It couldn’t count its slices.

76. Pizza tried to become an actor. But it kept getting cast as the extra slice.

77. I gave my pizza a hug. It said, “That’s a little cheesy.”

78. Pizza dreams of being a star. One day it will be on the cover of Rolling Scone.

79. The pizza started a blog. It’s called “A Slice of Life.”

80. My pizza told me a secret. It was too crustworthy to keep it quiet.

Final thoughts

Pizza jokes are the perfect side dish to any meal. Whether you are laughing with your kids, your partner, or just yourself, these jokes are guaranteed to deliver some fun. From cheesy puns to clever wordplay, pizza humor is always a crowd-pleaser. So the next time you order a pie, don’t forget to bring the jokes to the table too.

Enjoy the laughs. Enjoy the pizza. And most of all, enjoy your time with family. Because that’s what truly makes every slice better.