Love and laughter go hand in hand, creating magical moments that bring people closer. What better way to share a smile and maybe even spark a romantic connection than with playful knock knock jokes? Perfect for all ages and relationship stages, these jokes mix humor with affection, making love lighter and more fun. Below, you’ll find more than 84 unique, funny love knock knock jokes guaranteed to brighten your day and warm your heart.

84+ Funny Love Knock Knock Jokes You’ll Laugh Till You Cry!

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I can’t wait to get to know you better!

2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce go on a date and make some memories together!

3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to go out with me?

4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Amour. Amour who? Amour than happy to have met you!

5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sugar. Sugar who? Sugar, I’m falling for you!

7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Charming. Charming who? Charming to meet you. Can I take you out for dinner?

8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry nice to meet you. Can I have your number?

9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, you make my heart sing!

10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter believe I cherish you!

11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me in your dreams!

12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas be mine forever and always!

13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fig. Fig who? Fig-ure it out, I’m crazy about you!

14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you feel the love tonight?

15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you to the moon and back!

16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Amaryllis. Amaryllis who? Amaryllis you be my Valentine?

17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing later? Let’s hang out!

18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow one compares to you!

19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for being so wonderful!

20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we met?

21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-sly, you’re my favorite person!

22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, I’m here to love you!

23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mail. Mail who? Mail me your heart, I’m all yours!

24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star-crossed lovers like us are meant to be!

25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you’re the one for me!

26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cheddar. Cheddar who? Cheddar late than never to say I love you!

27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says mooo, but I say I love you!

28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! Now let’s go out for dinner!

29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and tell me you love me!

30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cactus. Cactus who? Cactus makes my heart bloom for you!

31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I think of you!

32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee mine forever, please!

33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Buttercup. Buttercup who? Buttercup and tell me how much you love me!

34. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me outside, how about a date?

35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cupid. Cupid who? Cupid you be mine forever?

36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cherish. Cherish who? Cherish the moments we share together!

37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Heart. Heart who? Heart you know I love you?

38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel-icious, you make my heart skip a beat!

39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sweetheart. Sweetheart who? Sweetheart, you’re the love of my life!

40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Amore. Amore who? Amore love, that’s what I have for you!

41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lovebird. Lovebird who? Lovebird, let’s fly away together!

42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rose. Rose who? Rose to the occasion and tell me you love me!

43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you think we can go on a date?

44. Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police tell me I’m your type!

45. Knock knock. Who’s there? Aherd. Aherd who? Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!

46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you soon, right?

47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby Valentine’s Day!

48. Knock knock. Who’s there? Atlas. Atlas who? Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!

49. Knock knock. Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!

50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica valentine for me yet?

51. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee mine forever?

52. Knock knock. Who’s there? Romeo. Romeo who? Romeo you forever!

53. Knock knock. Who’s there? Valentine. Valentine who? Valentine’s Day is better with you!

54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Heartbreaker. Heartbreaker who? Heartbreaker, but you’ve stolen mine!

55. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sweetie. Sweetie who? Sweetie, you’re the sweetest part of my day!

56. Knock knock. Who’s there? Darling. Darling who? Darling, I’m totally yours!

57. Knock knock. Who’s there? Romeo. Romeo who? Romeo for your heart?

58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snuggle. Snuggle who? Snuggle up, it’s cold without your love!

59. Knock knock. Who’s there? Flirt. Flirt who? Flirt you forever, if you’ll have me!

60. Knock knock. Who’s there? Romeo. Romeo who? Romeo ready to love you always!

61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Angel. Angel who? Angel you glad we’re together?

62. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lovebug. Lovebug who? Lovebug, you’ve bitten my heart!

63. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snickers. Snickers who? Snickers you my Valentine?

64. Knock knock. Who’s there? Darling. Darling who? Darling, you’re the punchline to my heart!

65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Beloved. Beloved who? Beloved, you complete me!

Conclusion

Sharing a laugh with your loved one builds warmth, connection, and happy memories. These 84+ funny love knock knock jokes offer endless opportunities to bring a smile, spark flirtation, or brighten a romantic moment. Whether you deliver them on Valentine’s Day, during a casual chat, or in a heartfelt card, these jokes prove that humor is truly the language of love. Keep them handy and spread the joy of love and laughter wherever you go.