When it comes to expressing love on Valentine’s Day, sometimes words just aren’t enough. That’s where puns come in-especially whale puns! Whales are majestic, gentle giants of the ocean, and their size and charm make them perfect for playful, heartwarming, and sometimes downright hilarious Valentine’s jokes. Whether you’re crafting a card, sending a text, or just want to make your sweetheart smile, these 148+ whale Valentine day puns will have you swimming in laughter and love.

From clever wordplay about whale songs to splashing in the sea of romance, these puns are guaranteed to make your Valentine’s Day unforgettable. So, get ready to dive into a sea of humor and affection with these fin-tastic whale-themed Valentine puns!

148+ Whale Valentine Puns That’ll Blow Your Flippers Off!

1. I whale always love you.

2. You’re my one and only whale-mate.

3. I’m totally hooked on you, whale be mine?

4. You make my heart blow up like a whale’s spout.

5. Whale you be my Valentine?

6. I’m stuck on you like barnacles on a whale.

7. You’re fintastic, Valentine!

8. I’m whaley into you.

9. You’re the biggest catch of my life.

10. Our love is deeper than the ocean.

11. You make my heart sing like a humpback whale.

12. I’m totally krillin’ it with you, Valentine.

13. You’re the splash in my sea of love.

14. I’m hooked on your love, no bait needed.

15. Whale you be mine forever?

16. You’re the whale deal, Valentine!

17. I’m lost at sea without you.

18. You blow me away, Valentine.

19. Love you to the ocean and back.

20. You’re my whale-y special someone.

21. I’m fin-ished with all other Valentines; you’re the one!

22. I’m whale-y glad we met.

23. You make waves in my heart.

24. Our love story is off the deep end-in a good way!

25. You’re my splash hit this Valentine’s Day.

26. I’m hooked on you like a whale on a krill buffet.

27. You’re whale-y amazing, Valentine.

28. I’m totally in deep water with you.

29. You make my heart flip like a dolphin, but I’m a whale!

30. I’m whale-ways thinking of you.

31. You’re the biggest fish in my sea.

32. Whale you be the one I love forever?

33. I’m splashing with love for you.

34. You’re my ocean of happiness.

35. I’m hooked on your smile.

36. You make my heart whale with joy.

37. I’m whale-y lucky to have you.

38. You’re the whale in my sea of love.

39. I can’t krill my feelings for you.

40. You’re my Valentine, no ifs, ands, or whales.

41. Our love is as big as a blue whale.

42. I’m whale-y into you, and that’s no blubber.

43. You make my heart spout with happiness.

44. You’re the splash that brightens my day.

45. Whale you be my forever Valentine?

46. I’m hooked on your love like a whale on a plankton feast.

47. You’re my ocean’s treasure.

48. I’m whale-y grateful for you.

49. You make waves in my soul.

50. You’re the whale-y best Valentine ever.

51. I’m fin-tastically in love with you.

52. You blow my heart away like a whale’s spout.

53. Whale you be my Valentine and never let go?

54. I’m swimming in love with you.

55. You’re the whale of my dreams.

56. I’m whale-y happy when I’m with you.

57. You make my heart flip-flop like a whale’s tail.

58. I’m hooked on you, no fishing for compliments needed.

59. You’re my splash of sunshine.

60. Whale you be the one I adore?

61. I’m whale-y into you, no blubbering here.

62. You make my heart sing like a whale’s song.

63. You’re the biggest splash in my life.

64. I’m hooked on your love like a whale on krill.

65. You’re my Valentine, and that’s no whale tale.

66. I’m whale-ways thinking of you, Valentine.

67. You make my heart blow bubbles of joy.

68. Whale you be mine forever and always?

69. I’m swimming in love and you’re my ocean.

70. You’re the whale deal, Valentine, no doubt.

71. I’m whale-y lucky to have found you.

72. You make waves in my heart every day.

73. I’m hooked on your smile like a whale on a krill buffet.

74. You’re my splash of happiness.

75. Whale you be my Valentine and make a splash in my life?

76. I’m whale-y into you, and that’s the truth.

77. You make my heart sing like a humpback whale’s melody.

78. You’re the biggest catch in my sea of love.

79. I’m hooked on your love, no fishing license required.

80. You’re my ocean of joy.

81. Whale you be mine and never let go?

82. I’m whale-ways thinking of you, Valentine.

83. You make my heart blow up like a whale’s spout.

84. You’re the splash that brightens my day.

85. I’m hooked on you like a whale on a plankton feast.

86. You’re my whale-y special Valentine.

87. I’m swimming in love with you, no lifeguard needed.

88. You make my heart flip like a whale’s tail.

89. Whale you be my forever love?

90. I’m whale-y grateful for you every day.

91. You’re the whale deal in my ocean of love.

92. I’m hooked on your smile like a whale on krill.

93. You make waves in my soul, Valentine.

94. Whale you be mine and make my heart sing?

95. I’m whale-ways thinking of you, no blubbering here.

96. You’re the biggest splash in my life.

97. I’m hooked on your love like a whale on a krill buffet.

98. You’re my Valentine, no ifs, ands, or whales about it.

99. I’m whale-y into you, and that’s no fish story.

100. You make my heart blow bubbles of joy.

101. Whale you be mine forever and always?

102. I’m swimming in love and you’re my ocean.

103. You’re the whale deal, Valentine, no doubt.

104. I’m whale-y lucky to have found you.

105. You make waves in my heart every day.

106. I’m hooked on your smile like a whale on a krill buffet.

107. You’re my splash of happiness.

108. Whale you be my Valentine and make a splash in my life?

109. I’m whale-y into you, and that’s the truth.

110. You make my heart sing like a humpback whale’s melody.

111. You’re the biggest catch in my sea of love.

112. I’m hooked on your love, no fishing license required.

113. You’re my ocean of joy.

114. Whale you be mine and never let go?

115. I’m whale-ways thinking of you, Valentine.

116. You make my heart blow up like a whale’s spout.

117. You’re the splash that brightens my day.

118. I’m hooked on you like a whale on a plankton feast.

119. You’re my whale-y special Valentine.

120. I’m swimming in love with you, no lifeguard needed.

121. You make my heart flip like a whale’s tail.

122. Whale you be my forever love?

123. I’m whale-y grateful for you every day.

124. You’re the whale deal in my ocean of love.

125. I’m hooked on your smile like a whale on krill.

126. You make waves in my soul, Valentine.

127. Whale you be mine and make my heart sing?

128. I’m whale-ways thinking of you, no blubbering here.

129. You’re the biggest splash in my life.

130. I’m hooked on your love like a whale on a krill buffet.

131. You’re my Valentine, no ifs, ands, or whales about it.

132. I’m whale-y into you, and that’s no fish story.

133. You make my heart blow bubbles of joy.

134. Whale you be mine forever and always?

135. I’m swimming in love and you’re my ocean.

136. You’re the whale deal, Valentine, no doubt.

137. I’m whale-y lucky to have found you.

138. You make waves in my heart every day.

139. I’m hooked on your smile like a whale on a krill buffet.

140. You’re my splash of happiness.

141. Whale you be my Valentine and make a splash in my life?

142. I’m whale-y into you, and that’s the truth.

143. You make my heart sing like a humpback whale’s melody.

144. You’re the biggest catch in my sea of love.

145. I’m hooked on your love, no fishing license required.

146. You’re my ocean of joy.

147. Whale you be mine and never let go?

148. I’m whale-ways thinking of you, Valentine.

149. You make my heart blow up like a whale’s spout.

150. You’re the splash that brightens my day.

Conclusion

With over 148 whale Valentine puns, you now have a treasure trove of humor and affection to share with your loved ones. Whether you want to keep it sweet, silly, or downright punny, these whale-themed jokes are sure to make hearts flutter and smiles shine. Remember, love is as vast and deep as the ocean, and sometimes the best way to express it is with a little splash of humor. So, go ahead-whale you be the one to spread the love and laughter this Valentine’s Day?

Happy Valentine’s Day, and may your love be as big as a blue whale and as joyful as a pod of dolphins!