Get ready to laugh this holiday season with over 115 Christmas jokes perfect for school kids! These jokes are simple, festive, and guaranteed to spread joy and giggles in any classroom or family gathering. From silly puns about Santa and his elves to funny questions about reindeer and snowmen, these jokes will keep the holiday spirit bright and fun.

115+ Hilariously Fun Christmas Jokes for School Kids

Santa’s School Shenanigans

1. What was Santa’s favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!

2. Why did Santa’s helper look sad? Because he had low elf-esteem.

3. What do Santa’s elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

4. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he visits? He keeps a log.

5. Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.

6. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.

7. Why did Santa quit his job? He was sleighed by the workload.

8. What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less.

9. What was Santa’s favorite dance? The snowball.

10. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues.

Silly Reindeer and Animal Antics

11. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.

12. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history.

13. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer.

14. Why don’t reindeer ever get lost? Because they always follow the “sleigh” signs.

15. What do reindeer say before telling a joke? This one’ll sleigh you!

16. Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? Santa Paws.

17. What kind of music do reindeer listen to? Wrap music.

18. Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses? Because it was a bright Christmas day.

19. Which reindeer is the best dancer? Prance.

20. What’s a reindeer’s favorite game? Hide and sleigh-seek.

Snowman Snickers and Frosty Fun

21. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.

22. Why can’t snowmen play soccer? They always melt under pressure.

23. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”

24. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

25. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!

26. Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”? Because Frost bites.

27. What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.

28. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.

29. How do snowmen shop online? They use the winter-net.

30. What’s green, prickly, and flies through the air? A holly-copter.

Christmas Tree Silliness

31. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? It kept dropping its needles.

32. Why don’t Christmas trees ever lose at cards? They always have a good poker face.

33. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common? They both drop their needles.

34. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? You light up my life.

35. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.

36. What do Christmas trees eat for breakfast? Tree-mendous flakes.

37. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints.

38. What did the pine tree say to the other sham tree? Fir real!

39. What did one Christmas tree say to the other? Let’s spruce things up.

40. Why was the Christmas tree so nervous? It was about to get lit!

Elf Antics and Workshop Wonders

41. What tool do elves use to fix things? Elf glue.

42. Why did the elf take a nap? He was a little “elf”-tired.

43. What’s an elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.

44. Why don’t elves get along with snowmen? Because they always freeze out the fun.

45. What do elf teachers say during tests? “Elf your answers carefully.”

46. How do elves clean Santa’s sleigh? With Santa-tizer.

47. What do you get when you cross an elf with a singer? Elf-is Presley.

48. Why did the elf bribe Santa? To get on the “nice” list.

49. What’s an elf’s favorite snack? Candy-popped popcorn.

50. Where do elves go to dance? The North Pole-ar express.

Christmas Food Funnies

51. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

52. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis.

53. Why does Santa go down chimneys on Christmas? Because it soot’s him.

54. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.

55. What is Santa’s favorite snack? Ho-Ho-Ho-hos.

56. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!

57. How do you help a snowman lose weight? Give him “ice” water instead of hot cocoa.

58. What is a snowman’s favorite food? Iceberg lettuce.

59. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball.

60. What do snowmen like to eat on Christmas? Ice Krispies treats.

Knock-Knock Christmas Cheer

61. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here!

62. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use hiding, I know it’s you!

63. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy can you come out and play?

64. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t come to Christmas!

65. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap these presents!

66. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stocking. Stocking who? Stocking up for Christmas!

67. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you’ve been eating all the cookies!

68. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snowflake. Snowflake who? Snowflake it till you make it!

69. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Claus is coming to town!

70. Knock, knock. Who’s there? North. North who? North to the Christmas party!

Winter Wonderland Whoppers

71. What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.

72. How do you scare a snowman? Grab a hairdryer!

73. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.

74. Why don’t snowmen have birthdays? Because they get cold feet.

75. What do you call a snowman spy? Watchdog Frost.

76. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of dance? The ice-olated boogie.

77. Why did the snowball break up with the snowman? It thought he was a flake.

78. Why did the ice skate know so many jokes? It was a real slipper.

79. What kind of cake does a snowman like? Ice cream cake.

80. How do snowmen greet each other? With a “chill” handshake.

Christmas Miscellaneous Chuckles

81. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas? Sandy Claws.

82. Why did the ornament go to therapy? It had too many hang-ups.

83. Where does Santa keep his money? In a snow bank.

84. What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!

85. What do angry rodents send at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards.

86. What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you can’t beat it!

87. What do Christmas lights do when they get tired? They dim out.

88. What do you call a Christmas wreath made by a cat? A fur-lap.

89. Why does Santa have elves? Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy.

90. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball.

More Festive Fun Jokes for School

91. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a little trim.

92. How do you know when Santa is really a secret agent? He has classified presents.

93. What’s Santa’s favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree.

94. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They keep dropping their needles.

95. What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose that tells jokes? A Corny Snowman.

96. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball.

97. Where does Santa stay when he’s on holiday? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.

98. Why did Santa’s sleigh break down? Because it was Claus-trophobic.

99. How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate? He uses Comet.

100. Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt.

Extra Joyful Jokes

101. What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itis.

102. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.

103. What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing? Santa’s shadow.

104. What’s green, prickly, and flies through the air? A holly-copter.

105. What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.

106. Why does Santa always go down the chimney on Christmas? Because it soots him.

107. Why was the Christmas tree so nervous? It was about to get lit.

108. What did one Christmas light say to the other? “You light up my life.”

109. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey; he’s always stuffed.

110. How does Santa get his reindeer to fly? He uses sleigh bells.

Bonus Classroom Christmas Giggles

111. What do you call Santa when he works as a detective? Santa Clues.

112. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap music.

113. How do snowmen shop online? With the winter-net.

114. What do sheep say to each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe!

115. What do angry rodents send at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards.

Conclusion

These 115+ Christmas jokes for school are perfect to keep the holiday cheer high and the laughter ringing all season long. Share these with friends, teachers, and family to brighten everyone’s day and make the classroom merry and bright!