Are you ready to peel, slice, and zest your way through some hilarity? Fruit puns have a way of turning ordinary conversations into juicy laughter. From apples to watermelons, there’s a pun for every fruit lover. In this article, we’ve gathered 100 fruit puns, each with its own flavor and twist. Get ready to laugh, groan, and maybe even snack while reading.

Apples

1. An Apple a Day – You know the saying, but an apple a day keeps the doctor away. It also keeps boredom at bay when you toss in a pun.

2. Core Beliefs – When you really stick to your principles, you have strong core beliefs.

3. Appletini Anyone? – A cocktail pun that’s perfect for fruity happy hours.

4. You’re the Apple of My Pie – Sweet love, baked right in.

5. Pear-fect Match – Apples may get the spotlight, but pears know how to complement.

6. Rotten to the Core – Not every apple pun is sweet, some are humorously bitter.

7. Apple-solutely Amazing – A positive pun that keeps the energy high.

8. iApple Enthusiast – Tech and fruit meet in pun harmony.

9. Apple-titude – A smart play on attitude and apples.

10. Granny Smithy – For those classic, sassy older apple types.

Bananas

11. Go Bananas – When the pun is just too funny to contain yourself.

12. Bananas for You – Romantic, silly, and slightly fruity.

13. Slipping Up – A banana peel pun that never gets old.

14. A-peeling Joke – Because everyone loves a peel-good laugh.

15. Top Banana – The boss of fruit puns.

16. Split Happens – Perfect for a banana split or a life mishap.

17. Bananas Over You – Romantic and nutty, just like your favorite fruit.

18. Peel the Love – A gentle reminder to share affection.

19. Going Bananas-ly – When a joke drives you wild.

20. Monkey Business – Bananas and monkeys are a natural pun duo.

Cherries

21. Cherry On Top – Every joke deserves a finishing flourish.

22. Life’s a Bowl of Cherries – Sweet, delightful, and slightly ironic.

23. In a Cherry Mood – When someone is feeling particularly sweet.

24. Cherry-pick Your Words – Advice for careful pun placement.

25. Cherry-ous Times – A playful spin on “serious times.”

26. Don’t Cherry-ish the Moment Alone – Share happiness like a ripe cherry.

27. Cherry-splosion – When humor bursts everywhere.

28. Sour Cherry, Sweet Smile – Life has a mix of both.

29. Cherry Up Your Life – An energetic way to brighten the day.

30. Just Cherry-fying – Transforming ordinary things into fun.

Grapes

31. Grapeful for You – A thank-you pun that pairs well with a bunch of grapes.

32. Grape Expectations – Pun meets classic literature.

33. Raisin the Roof – Party time for grape enthusiasts.

34. Grapes of Laughs – A nod to classic novels and humor.

35. Wine Not? – Grapes can ferment into the best puns.

36. I’m Grapeful Every Day – Sweet daily gratitude.

37. Grape Minds Think Alike – For those clever punsters.

38. Don’t Let Life Grape You Down – Encouragement disguised as fruit humor.

39. Grapeful Hearts – Love and pun in perfect harmony.

40. Juicy Details – Grapes are full of them.

Oranges

41. Orange You Glad? – Classic setup for countless jokes.

42. Peeling Good – Happiness comes in citrus forms.

43. Juice-tice Served – When your pun hits just right.

44. Orange You Sweet? – Compliments with zest.

45. Pulp Fiction – Literary puns never get old.

46. Citrus-ly Delicious – When flavor meets wordplay.

47. Vitamin Pun – Healthy humor for everyone.

48. Orange You Smiling? – Guaranteed to lift moods.

49. Zest in Show – The best pun always has flair.

50. Orange-inal Idea – Unique and tangy.

Lemons

51. When Life Gives You Lemons – Classic optimism pun.

52. Lemon-tastic – Sweet and sour all at once.

53. Lemon-aid – Help served with a twist of humor.

54. Pucker Up – Lemon jokes make you face the sour side.

55. Lemon-licious – Flavorful, fun, and pun-ready.

56. Squeeze the Day – Seize life’s moments with zest.

57. Lemon-atic – For the passionate pun enthusiast.

58. Lemony Tunes – Sweet music, citrus style.

59. Sour but Sweet – Life in lemon form.

60. Lemon-twist Ending – Always add a surprise.

Strawberries

61. Berry Good Time – Sweet moments with friends.

62. Berry Sweet – Compliments that melt hearts.

63. Berry Special – Highlighting uniqueness.

64. Straw-burst of Fun – When the excitement explodes.

65. Berry Best Friends – Friendship pun perfection.

66. Berry Much Appreciated – Gratitude with a fruity touch.

67. Berrylicious Smile – Happiness in edible form.

68. Berry Tales – Storytelling with flavor.

69. Berry Smooth – For smooth operators.

70. Berry Bright – Optimism in a pun.

Watermelon

71. One in a Melon – Unique and special.

72. Water You Waiting For? – Playful encouragement.

73. Melon-choly No More – Sweet relief from sadness.

74. Melon-taneous Fun – Sudden bursts of laughter.

75. Life’s a Watermelon – Juicy, refreshing, and a bit messy.

76. Sweet as Melon – Compliments that stick.

77. Melon-ificent – Magnificent, fruity style.

78. Watermelon Sugar High – Sweet energy boost.

79. Melon-ted Ideas – Creative and refreshing.

80. Melon-tastic Adventure – Puns with epic flavor.

Exotic Fruits

81. Kiwi Can Do It – Encouraging pun for tricky tasks.

82. Dragon Fruit Drama – Bold and exciting.

83. Passion Fruit Love – Intense and heartfelt.

84. Starfruit Shine – Twinkling with pun brilliance.

85. Mango-nificent – Magnificent flavor in wordplay.

86. Papaya Paradise – Tropical delight in pun form.

87. Lychee Laughs – Exotic, sweet, and fun.

88. Pineapple Express – Pun journey to laughter.

89. Coconutty Ideas – Crazy and tropical fun.

90. Guava Got This – Confident encouragement.

Mixed Fruit Fun

91. Fruit-tastic Feast – A celebration of every pun.

92. Berry, Apple, Grape-ful – Mix and match joyfully.

93. Citrus Surprise – A zesty collection of puns.

94. Tropical Tease – Let exotic fruits join the fun.

95. Pun Orchard – Where all fruit puns grow.

96. Juicy Jokes – Freshly squeezed humor.

97. Sweet and Sour Puns – Balance in comedy.

98. Fruit Basket Case – Wild and delightful.

99. Pun Peel Parade – March of endless fruit jokes.

100. Berry, Grape, Lemon, Apple – A fruity finale that leaves you laughing.

Fruit puns are more than just wordplay. They brighten days, lighten moods, and remind us that laughter is sweet, just like our favorite fruits. Next time you reach for a snack, remember: every bite can be a pun, and every pun can be a reason to smile. Keep these 100 fruit puns handy, and you’ll always have a juicy joke ready for any occasion.